“All the fat is the LORD’S.”
- Leviticus 3:16
One of the pics below of funny protest signs purports to quote Leviticus 3:12 as stating that God hates Times New Roman. I looked up that reference and found that it related to offering a killed goat to God, burning it and as to what bits belong to God. I also came across the Biblical edict that all fat belongs to the Lord.
In future, if anyone mentions weight, I will simply say “All fat is the Lord’s, Leviticus 3:16”.
I will tell the lycra clad gym junkies, “Don’t you know you are doing Satan’s work? All fat is the Lord’s. Leviticus 3:16.”